Cost: $2.00
When I saw this in the cheap bin, there was actually some slight name recognition. I had seen the cover of the band's second album (this is the first) somewhere online, likely back when CDBaby actually, you know, sold CDs. I remember assuming it was power or traditional metal based on the fantasy artwork with the white-haired fellow swinging a sword at a monster coupled with a very typical looking symmetrical band logo, but I never checked out the actual music. The weird album title (and no, there's no grind in the music), song names, and sheer amount of tracks made it evident this wasn't going to be a straightforward metal album.
Typically for the purposes of this blog, I'll listen to something in its entirety and summarize my thoughts afterward. Two songs into this, I realized that would likely just lead to me unhelpfully describing the whole thing as strange with some sparse examples and moving on. So here's a more descriptive track-by-track. All 18 of them...
Also should add, the main drumming on the album is all programmed, so for better or worse, any track with it automatically has strong industrial overtones. I'd rather just mention it once then keep having to reference the synthesized percussion over and over below.
1. Flying 2 Kites
Starts off with heavy guitars and feels almost dirge-y for about 45 sec., then tribal drumming kicks in and despite the chuggy riffs underneath, the vocals make it feel more like heavy alternative than metal. Halfway through the song the vocals suddenly permanently switch to being very nasally for the chorus, which is admittedly catchier. There are also male choir effects and towards the end of the song they throw in some funk bass parts.
2. Bunechu Shenobi
Begins with a very brief sitar part, but almost immediately switches to a more Far East-sounding melody with flute that persists throughout the song. The main vocals, performed by a deep-voiced black guy, are more like slightly melodic narration than singing (their drawn-out cadence reminds me of the Bushwick Bill parts on the Geto Boys' "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta," but they have absolutely nothing to do with rap, that's just the first thing that popped into my head). There are some female backing vocals, but the strangest backing vocal contribution to the song is the use of ancient text-to-speech software, which makes it sound like Stephen Hawking is interjecting during the chorus. Ultimately feels more like an Asian influenced prog. fusion track than anything.
3. Tranq. Dart
Arguably the most metallic guitarwork of the album so far laid on a bed of rhythmic tribal drumming. Unfortunately the vocals are in a homeboy pseudo-rapped style which really detracts from the song.
4. Brand Old
Seems like an amateurish attempt at a '90s pro-environmental pop/rock ballad, but the artificial drumming and guitar shredding make it feel especially cheap. The worst part are the gruff semi-yelled secondary vocals which keep popping up. There's a pretty long stretch of vocal-less song around the guitar solo, and in fairness, I must say I found it quite pleasant.
5. No Right Turn
Alternates between a very Balinese-sounding pan drum led rhythm, and more prog./Asian/shred fusion stuff. Totally instrumental, and much better for it.
6. Behind the Veil
Middle Eastern-influenced ambient with distorted, whispered female vocals.
7. Jewel of Shalizar
More Middle Eastern influence, but this time incorporated into a jazzy track with saxophone. The deep-voiced Laurence T. is back with some spoken word, but he actually sings too. Based on his sung vocals and a quick web search, I'm fairly sure this is Lawrence Thomas/Laurence Inkatha who was in the '60s Detroit soul group The Four Pro's and moved to Las Vegas (where the band's namesake Steve Zakas is from) later in life.
8. Welcome to the Club
Very prominent, funky bass-playing here, which makes the underlying music closer to straight up prog/jazz fusion than the earlier tracks. The deep vocals return again, although both the narration and singing now have more effects applied, making them weirder and less appealing than his appearances on previous tracks.
9. Lion Wait
Shred over a tribal drumming/jungle noise background. Another instrumental that stands out positively both to being more metallic and not having any weird vocal styles.
10. Tremble Tremor
Somewhat thrashy industrial metal with clean female vocals and interspersed with spoken Bible verses.
11. Floodgate
Uses the pan drum sounds again which makes it vaguely similar to "No Right Turn." The disjointed stop-start vocals are really jarring. It's a shame, because as an instrumental, the main melody would have been very unique, almost alien-sounding.
12. Hounds of the Horn
Based on Michael Moorcock's Corum books. At first, I thought this was just going to be deep voice guy doing narration over a minimalist ambient background track. This is his last appearance on the disc, and unfortunately rather than being his shining moment with a cool dramatic performance, it's obvious he's reading a little hurriedly off a script. C'mon, even Orson Wells put some effort into "Defender." On the plus side, the sections of narration are interspersed with a repeating musical part that's actually a nice little piece of epic doomy metal. It's too short and simplistic to really develop into anything, and I wish the vocals were stronger, but as a small spot of pure metal on a album like this, I'll happily take it.
13. Cro-Magnum
Other than some weird sound effects, pretty much straight-up industrial metal, complete with distorted shouty vox.
14. Skylab
Thrashy/groovy industrial with a shreddy section. No real vocals, just text-to-speech gibberish representing alien language and some audio samples of space related radio transmissions.
15. Jahntu
Text-to-speech alien chanting over tribal music. The text-to-speech recites the album title in a very mangled fashion at the very end, so I'm wondering if the title was already established and they just ran it through the voice synthesizer, or whether the "Shunk Daddy Grind" title actually came from the odd text-to-speech vocalization. Steve Zakas himself is dead, so we may never know.
16. SmakRulz
Throwaway groove track (with nu-sounding vox). According to the inserts, it's about sports radio host Jim Rome.
17. Jungle Karma
More of the same, although marginally better due to the thrashier music and use of a faux Indian accent at the end.
18. F-Johnny
Short Howard Stern Show-themed joke track, comes off a little better than the last two since it actually sounds like a groove metal parody that would come from a radio show's production staff.
The individual tracks are less avant-garde and off-the-wall than I was expecting. Most of the weirdness comes from the hugely varied nature of the song and vocal styles, and the lack of consistency between them. A few semblances of good ideas here, but none of them justify sitting through a 68 minute CD. Two bucks for this feels like I overpaid.